Some WoW jokes to lighten the mood!
What's a rogue's favourite drink?
Subtle tea.
What did Gul'dan do when he tripped?
He fel!
How does Naxxramas fly?
With its four wings.
A dwarf walks past a bar.
So Illidan and Ragnaros was having a dinner party, when they found out the chicken came out of the oven too soon and were not prepared.
What do you call it if paladins and druids share a bath?
A HoT tub with Bubbles.
Why did the mage have sore eyes?
Because his blink didn't do anything.
Why aren't Warriors using intellect enchants?
Because they don't want their weapons to be smarter than themselves.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
What do you call an orc that sells its body?
A whorc.
What do you call it when it's raining in Mulgore?
Taurential rain.
Jesus came before the crowd and said
"I offer you eternal salvation!"
The crowd answered "Can we have kings or might instead?"
What do you call a resto druid meleeing?
Combat log.
What do you call a Tauren with one leg?
Lean beef.
Why isnt gambling allowed in Thunderbluff?
The steaks are too high.
What do you call a fanatical Night Elf?
Elunatic.
What do famous artists and healers have in common?
When they die they're more appreciated
Why are rogues easy to trick into stunning people?
Because they are a bunch of saps.
How do you clean up Deathwing's Cataclysm?
With a MoP.
Why do only high level warriors, death knights and paladins get invited to dinner parties?
No one else can use plate.
When Yogg-Saron questions your age, he wonders how Uld-you-are.
Why do hardcore raiders smell?
Because they never wipe!
Why did the enchanter have to clean out his bank?
Because it was full of dust!
Why can't rogues have children?
They always do it from behind!
He fel!
How does Naxxramas fly?
With its four wings.
A dwarf walks past a bar.
So Illidan and Ragnaros was having a dinner party, when they found out the chicken came out of the oven too soon and were not prepared.
What do you call it if paladins and druids share a bath?
A HoT tub with Bubbles.
Why did the mage have sore eyes?
Because his blink didn't do anything.
Why aren't Warriors using intellect enchants?
Because they don't want their weapons to be smarter than themselves.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
What do you call an orc that sells its body?
A whorc.
What do you call it when it's raining in Mulgore?
Taurential rain.
Jesus came before the crowd and said
"I offer you eternal salvation!"
The crowd answered "Can we have kings or might instead?"
What do you call a resto druid meleeing?
Combat log.
What do you call a Tauren with one leg?
Lean beef.
Why isnt gambling allowed in Thunderbluff?
The steaks are too high.
What do you call a fanatical Night Elf?
Elunatic.
What do famous artists and healers have in common?
When they die they're more appreciated
Why are rogues easy to trick into stunning people?
Because they are a bunch of saps.
How do you clean up Deathwing's Cataclysm?
With a MoP.
Why do only high level warriors, death knights and paladins get invited to dinner parties?
No one else can use plate.
Why do warriors make bad businessmen?
Because warriors charge a lot.
Because warriors charge a lot.
When Yogg-Saron questions your age, he wonders how Uld-you-are.
Why do hardcore raiders smell?
Because they never wipe!
Why did the enchanter have to clean out his bank?
Because it was full of dust!
Why can't rogues have children?
They always do it from behind!
What's the difference between a Hunter and an ERPer?
The ERPer knows how to pull.
What's the difference between death knights and prostitutes?
There are none, they are both easy and spread diseases!
What happens when you use Drain Soul on a ginger?
Nothing!
What musician do you find in ICC?
The Arthas formally known as prince!
Why do WoW players hate going to toy shops?
They are afraid they might get hit by nerfs!
Why did the warlock get kicked from the guild?
They had a 'no cursing' policy
What sets rogues a part from other wow players?
We FoK on a regular basis
Ragnaros used to be a paperboy, but then he got fired.
Why did the boss enrage in ToES?
The raid took Tsulong
Where does Freya get her hair cut?
The Yogg-salon.
Why do women love a mage in the bedroom?
Mirror Image
The ERPer knows how to pull.
What's the difference between death knights and prostitutes?
There are none, they are both easy and spread diseases!
What happens when you use Drain Soul on a ginger?
Nothing!
What musician do you find in ICC?
The Arthas formally known as prince!
Why do WoW players hate going to toy shops?
They are afraid they might get hit by nerfs!
Why did the warlock get kicked from the guild?
They had a 'no cursing' policy
What sets rogues a part from other wow players?
We FoK on a regular basis
Ragnaros used to be a paperboy, but then he got fired.
Why did the boss enrage in ToES?
The raid took Tsulong
Where does Freya get her hair cut?
The Yogg-salon.
Why do women love a mage in the bedroom?
Mirror Image
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